ninjaassassin365:

blatantdisregardofmyfinishcrumbs:

misscarriaged:

blatantdisregardofmyfinishcrumbs:

gentle reminder that this motherfucker

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is older than this motherfucker

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reminder that this lil shit is older than the first

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Another gentle reminder they’re all gay as hell

THE FIRST ONE IS NAGISA FROM FREE. THE SWIMMING ANIME

animeboybutts:

GUYS WE BEAT ATTACK ON TITAN  

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

WE ARE IN THE FINALS

GO AND VOTE

authentics0ul:

expositionfairy:

What a gorgeous species.  I love the starlike effect from those lighter reflective scales.

wow

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

wander-to-the-stars-above:

I have too many books but also not enough books and I also have no space for books but I will make space for books

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

fadmash:

ultrafacts:

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The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago. We are all made of star material.

littlereddo:

…help

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

tsunderelintz:

shehasathree:

kanthia:

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

Ah, fuck. Shit like this always gets to me, the tired old technophobe spiel and maybe it’s because it’s so rampant in my field (I work in outdoor education), but it just starts feeling so goddamn derivative after a while, nouveau hipsters who think the world is ending because kids play too many video games.

But what we’re missing is that this kid’s parents bought him his SP and a copy of Leaf Green (the employee at the game store said it would be perfect for him) so that he would shut up on the plane ride over and not bother them in the hotel, imagining that as soon as they touched down the kid would put the thing down and appreciate all the castles and grass and cafes and operas and rocks and ~*~culture~*~, because that’s what culture and history are, right? A bunch of old rocks.

What they missed is this kid staying up way past his bedtime the night before their plane flew out on message boards and chat rooms trying to find out which is the best starter, finally settled on a Squirtle and named it Rocky, and right now while his parents are appreciating rocks he and Rocky have got to save the whole world from Team Rocket because he’s a hero and that’s what heroes do and he’s so invested in this story and this world, he thinks he might have found the place where Machops live, why should he care about a guide droning on about Romans and a bunch of old people taking pictures?

But please, go ahead and take the Gameboy from him, break it in half and remind him that you spent A LOT on this vacation, and HOW DARE HE. You will FORCE him to ENJOY his GODDAMN VACATION because it’s REAL LIFE. Wonder why he’s so upset, you’re the one who spent money on the thing? All he invested in it was time and emotion, and those things are definitely less important than money, when you’re eight. Wonder why he’s so disconnected from education, when you’ve managed to turn it into a punishment, a deprivation, a source of misery? Go on and repeat the tired old technophobe line until you’re red in the face, share it on Facebook and reblog it on Tumblr and retweet it on Twitter: nobody but you knows how to live ~*~REAL LIFE~*~ because we’re so busy exploring imaginary worlds.

Kids don’t just need to be taught when to use devices, we as their parents and guardians also need to be taught why they use devices. If a kid is more invested in Kanto than Stonehenge, why? How can we change our approach so kids ~*~appreciate real history~*~? And if not, can’t we just accept and appreciate that this kid will go back to the third grade, say “Yeah, I saw Stonehenge, it was neat, but who wants to trade a Haunter for my Machoke?”

the commentary!

also, stonehenge is fucking boring as shit, and i’ve been to it 3 times at least.

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stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

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skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

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derrierebender:

romakoto:

i have no words for how much i love this boy

LITERALLY HOW CAN YOU HATE HIM WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THIS

SERIOUSLY